Recently I came across this video

Me and my little brother, who is in first year college right now also studying compsci were laughing our backends off 🤣.

That reminded me of JSFuck - Write any JavaScript with 6 Characters: []()!+

Finally, a winning nomination: The rockstar programming language.

Midnight takes your heart and your soul
While your heart is as high as your soul
Put your heart without your soul into your heart
 
Give back your heart
 
 
Desire is a lovestruck ladykiller
My world is nothing 
Fire is ice
Hate is water
Until my world is Desire,
Build my world up
If Midnight taking my world, Fire is nothing and Midnight taking my world, Hate is nothing
Shout "FizzBuzz!"
Take it to the top
 
If Midnight taking my world, Fire is nothing
Shout "Fizz!"
Take it to the top
 
If Midnight taking my world, Hate is nothing
Say "Buzz!"
Take it to the top
 
Whisper my world

I wonder how HubSpot source code will look like if it’s transpiled into Rockstar and Bussin? Probably we’ll have the dopest CRM in the history of mankind.